T in the Park, 10th-11th July 2004, Balado by Kinross

Day 2.

Photos on this page : The Pixies is by Susan Kee, Red Bee Society is myself (Stuart McHugh), PJ Harvey was shot by Dave Arcari (of The Buzz Group) and the Franz Ferdinand one is again courtesy of BBC Scotland's T in the Park minisite , but the photo this time is by Julie Broadfoot.

Somehow, despite all the campers having arrived on Saturday, Sunday's traffic doesn't seem much improved, not helped by the comical efforts of police and stewards to direct us towards Dundee. I also fail to find a suggestion box in the car park - big supermarket-style letters 'A', 'B', 'C' etc would be good for locating one's car after a long day. And cheaper beer.
Anyway. We're in, and given the dearth of decent bands in the earlier part of the day (Polly Paulsma? Complete Stone Roses? Razorlight??) we can kick the day off on a high, greeted by a huge grinning Alex Kapranos on the main stage screens. They are Franz Ferdinand and they're clearly very pleased to be here. Largely unhindered by the variable big-arena sound, they deliver a set of crisp and sharp hits, wining over cynics in the crowd and leaving their hard core fans - plenty of them here - smiling as much as Mr K himself.
On the earlier recommendation of Someone Who Knows About These Things, we battle our way down the hill and past the throng (which numbers approximately 10,000 too many for the arena). The Killers are on the NME stage, and they are not at all bad. A very 80s sound, there's bits of the Psychedelic Furs, Smiths, and Irish should-have-beens Whipping Boy (though our source's observation of Flock of Seagulls influences happily isn't apparent). There are even a couple of "heard this one somewhere before" moments, meaning that either the Killers have been getting regular radio play, or that they have the knack for an instant hook. Possibly both, but more likely the latter.
Given the amount of people who have looked out their old Pixies Ts for the occasion, one thing hits me when we arrive at the Tuts tent for the end of Tim Booth's set. No James shirts. Not even one of those big cartoon 'flower' images, which sold a million shirts and sparked a massive tax investigation of the singer when a NME-reading government snooper became aware of this. We're there too late to formulate a theory that he'd tipped off the audience he'd be playing all-solo stuff; certainly I never heard any in the 3 or so songs I caught, but there are plenty of James fans in the audience, though. And the James-like towering choruses in what we did catch will have left them happy enough.

I commented on the odd scheduling of the first day, and how Booth wouldn't have been out of place on the main stage. Likewise, Amy Whitehouse might have been better placed at Ronnie Scott's.
Our spies tell us that her rival (maybe) in blues-lite, Katie Melluah, had a packed tent rocking as much as is possible to beefed-up cocktail jazz, but Ms Winehouse left us short-changed, on many levels. For a start, she is tiny - either that or her band are all the kind of guys who would frighten Michael Franti if they met him in a dark alley. Despite towering heels, she looks small and rather fragile, and in need of a welcoming face or two. And despite her bassist urging the crowd to make some noise, the only sound that can be heard is feet turning and marching for the exits. With few real fans in the audience winning the crowd over is always going to be an onerous task. Amy's voice is strong enough but is in severe danger of being drowned out by the chatter of a bored audience. This fate will befall other artists over the weekend of course but Winehouse will be the only one to also have to contend with an over-amplified brass section, which squawks rather than driving their charge forward, and Katie's strangulated cockney tones are incomprehensible, not only sung but spoken..

On the main stage, another diminutive songstress has taken the stage, and her first words to the multitude is "ooh, it's Spiderman!" Maybe it's the preponderance of festival telly these days, but everyone now seems to feel the need to waggle a flag, banner, or in some cases, a head on a stick. PJ Harvey's fan/stalker goes for an inflatable Peter Parker in webby regalia. Anyway, Polly's not one to talk, since she is clad in the garb of Bananawoman. She's an odd choice for main stage, as we realise just how few bona-fide hit singles - the staple diet of your average festival-goer goer - she's actually had. 'Good Fortune' comes late in the set so the punters have the choice of leaving, or being introduced to the delights of the PJ back catalogue which includes 'Down By the Water' and 'Dress', though sadly no Sheelagh-ni-gig'. Boo.

A quick look at Red Bee Society, whose countryish stylings are outweighed by the sheer good tunesmithery of 'When We talk Of Horses', and then it's perhaps the weekend's borderline gig: Badly Drawn Boy. Never seen him live, but have heard so many reports of how unpredictable the boy Gough is.
Mercifully, he's on what I take to be top form. Not the most natural live performer, he's still completely at ease with the crowd, chatting away with the audience, dedicating songs to dead friends, and asking his roadies to make his guitar "less scratchy", as well as halting one song halfway through due to some "fuck-up" or other. But either when he's stage front for acoustic songs like 'Once Around The Block' or more likely, retreating behind his band to play keyboards, he's utterly captivating. A diatribe about Bush, a plead for a cheer for the English (grudgingly met), and the assurance that he's only doing this for "those 2 people there", he is the highly improbable King of Entertainment.
We're left with time to kill before what should be the weekend's big finale, but slotting neatly into the gap are Sons and Daughters, in the hard-to-find X-tent. It's mainly stuff from their 'Love the Cup' album with 'John Wayne' the clear standout.

Fortunately the band are well into their final number when the tent starts to clear for The Pixies, who are actually very close by, on the main stage. It's a slightly strange atmosphere - the arena populated for as far as the eye can see, but many pockets of space to be found. There's no communication with audience either - nary a word of apology for the debacle that ensued last time the band played Scotland. But what is clear - and what was less than evident from the early bootlegs of their reunion tour - is that the band are back to their old selves, almost as if 10, 15, 20 years hadn't passed since they were at the height of their powers. The set falls into odd patterns - 3-in-a-row from Surfer Rosa, maybe 5 or 6 from Doolittle - each song almost seamlessly running into the next. But, for the audience, it's a largely unsatisfying affair. It's usually neds and missile throwers who ruin outdoor festivals like this, but there were previous few this year, but still the event's high spot - should have been - is ruined by other factors. Stuck in a massive field, the trademark guitar lines are lost, songs sounding as if they've ended prematurely only to fade back in, and die again. The breeze also had another unwelcome effect - quieter moments like on 'I Bleed' are almost drowned out by a dull thudding from what we assume to be the Slam Tent and destroying any hope of atmosphere. Maybe it'd have sounded better down in the mosh pit, but that's far from ideal. But then, maybe I'm a gig idealist. All gigs should take place in the 13th Note - the old one obviously - and preferably rebuilt brick-by-brick just down the road from my house. For now, I guess I'll just have to keep looking out for the next Pixies at dodgy venues with smelly toilets, but rather smaller stages...

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